Geek jokes..

Q. What did the zero say to the number eight?
A. Nice belt!


Common Unix commands:

* talk, date, join, head, tail, split
* unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep


# Life is complex. It has real and imaginary components.
# What keeps a square from moving? Square roots, of course.


Q: What do spiders and computer geeks have in common?
A: They're both web masters!


Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.


Q. Why are all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
A. Because it is below C level.


Math and Alcohol don't mix, so... PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!






Depois disto, só tenho uma coisa a dizer.. (faint)!